Newsflash: Commuters not angry!

As a result of an unprecedented demonstration of planning and forethought, a quarter of a million people crossed the Sydney Harbour Bridge on foot yesterday and got home without being trapped on major transport routes for hours and hours.*

Of course, they could just as easily walk across any other day but they wouldn't get fluorescent green hats from the taxpayers for their trouble.

* Actually I read somewhere else that there were delays but people were in such high festive spirits (because of the poisonous dye in the hats??) that they didn't mind very much.